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I wanna get married, but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. Like, I want one, but I can’t decide on what. And I don’t want to be stuck with something that I’m going to grow to hate, and have to have surgically removed later. Why can’t I just have a henna husband?
Margaret Cho “Notorious C.H.O”

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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

This is me when people try to wake me up

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